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By the way, this is an unthinkable tragedy and yet I can muster nearly zero emotion about it. I have no idea why, but I do know that when Columbine happened I was profoundly affected. Is it numbness caused by 9/11? The million lies that got us into the truly unspeakable tragedy that is Iraq? Katrina? The 24 hour news cycle in general? I feel a little less human because of my lack of feeling.
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While we're on the subject, and because nothing will ever be done about gun control, I enjoy Chris Rock's bullet control theory:
“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystander .”
Is there a multimillion dollar bullet lobby?