Nov 7, 2006

Housemate Peddling Snakeskin Handbags...Hissssss

Saya Originals
My good friend and housemate will be celebrating the launch of Saya Originals with a trunk show at the Sports Club/L.A. next Tuesday, November 14th from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. All are welcome to attend and strongly encouraged to purchase her beautiful and sassy imported snakeskin handbags and accessories. They're the awesome. Hiss.

She will be donating a portion of the proceeds to The Foundation for Mother and Child Health so you can contribute to society while stocking up on holiday gifts for yourself and your fashion forward loved ones. I hear there will also be snacks available while you look in her trunks.

3 comments:

100 years of trash said...

someone should form a foundation for the health of those mother and child snakes.

hiss?

tssk!

wharman said...

These bags are made from the snakes which have overtaken Indonesia and killed small children. If not made into accessories, they would most likely have ended up terrorists on a plane. Really, it's a service both in the purchasing and in the proceeds.

Looking forward to your show tomorrow evening, The Fed.

ian said...

darn! the snakes beat me to it! better scrap my well-laid plans for taking over indonesia (coup d'etat vis a vis blackmailing of military leaders, put in place temporary puppet regime, confiscate firearms, hack the electronic voting booths to give the appearance of citizen participation, yadda yadda, we all know the drill).

and then, eat the small children.

and frankly, if assasinated while serving the people of indonesia, i can't help but think that my remains would make one kickass, hella trendy handbag.