Jan 13, 2005

Brian: "Wendy, can you take me to Target to get a few things tonight?"
Wendy: "Sure, Brian."

(W & B get in the car, there's some silence, because they don't know each other very well yet - have only shared a house for 3 weeks...)

Brian: "You know, back in the day, if a man liked a woman, he would take an orange or something and rub it in his armpit to get his smell all over it and then give it to the lady of his choice for her to eat."

Wendy: "hmmm."


nm said...

sounds yummy...

gordon said...

love comes in strange forms. apparently this time it involves an orange and eau du man. personally, i prefer cantelope and a braided locke of hair, but to each his own.