CELEBRITY ROUND UP
! If you're an old lady getting carjacked, you wouldn't want anyone other than Beyonce's band to the rescue.
@ Disney un-monopolizes Michael Eisner. Still the CEO, not the Chairman of the Board. Pixar is already writing the movie version, Comcast will air it, and Eisner will probably appear on The View today with the COMPANY ladies.
# Captain Fantastic will marry his Brown Dirt Cowboy. As soon as it's legal in Britain.
$ Hey Ya! Andre 3000 is off to Julliard.