A WOULD-BE: ROCK STAR NOVELS
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Pete Yorn -- Thru & Thru
The depression induced by being a reprehensibly bad singer with middling lyrics and getting paid the big rock and roll bucks for doing so finally gets to poor little Pete. Depression is believed by many to be good for writing, but it sure doesn't help him here. He doesn't actually write anything. All three hundred pages are blank.
Imagine his surprise when nobody points it out to him because his fans are secretly relieved at not actually having to read a 300-page book by Pete Yorn. They're content to look at the author photos. "What can I say," says literary journalist and fifteen year old girl Elizabeth Hanretty. "He's pretty."