GUILTY PLEASURE ROUND-UP, CJ STYLE
!. "Sober as a judge", Courtney Love told Howard Stern she didn't show up for her court date b/c she didn't have a bodyguard, she takes Oxycodone for her hip pain, and Kurt Cobain's family is full of unbelievable greed.
@. Against stereotype, Canadians don't have a sense of humor this week. Conan called Quebecers "Quebecqueers" and "pussies" and Canada isn't gonna take it! They're pulling the C$1million subsidy for Conan's week in Toronto, b/c evidently Conan and Triumph have the power to destroy the delicate balance of peace between the French Province and the rest of the BIG C. "We will not publicly fund this kind of vile, vicious hatemongering."